The one thing you can always say about a Florida gator is that it likes people. In fact, the Florida gator likes people so much that it often walks up to the door and waits for its human to come outside.

A fella named Fernando Belmonte-Zbindenes told NBC Miami that there is a gator in his neighborhood who often stops by for a visit.

The gator, who I like to call M3-Scale Tail, is 8 feet long. Zbindenes told NBC Miami that he knew that M3-Scale Tail was the neighborhood gator because he was missing 3 scales on his tail.

Yeah, that’s why I gave ol’ gator the name M3-Scales Tail. Well, back on point. Zbindenes also said that the gator grew from 6 ½ feet to 8 feet long and that he and the other neighbors were more “psyched” than afraid to see ol’ gator.

NBC Miami quoted Zbindenes as saying, “It wasn’t aggressive and didn’t mind people being around.”

Now, I’m not saying that M3-Scale Tail grew because he had Randy, Susie, and Jeff for dinner, but ol’ gator did grow 1 ½ feet and he does like being around people.

And if you ask me, the fact that M3-Scale Tail has convinced the humans that he’s a “good guy” who doesn’t “mind people being around” says that it’s a good possibility that M3-Scale Tail used his slick willy skills in order to get himself a human dinner or two.